ravingtangent: stripitdown: princess-necrophilia: bonewagon: weebstories:
1. Google “My OC, (your name )”.
2. Read about your escapades as Mary Sues and your romances with anime characters.
3. Cry yourself to sleep.Haha okay Arden is such a rare name…
I actually really like mine
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/318/2/a/russ_in_the_snow_by_brassmosquito-d32u70t.jpgloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/089/3/3/shaun_oc_by_cyclone227-d3ctzr6.png
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/300/2/5/my_oc_christina_by_doodlegirl863-d31mrbu.jpg intentional cameltoe and a possible intestinal parasite exiting the navel
- Your mother was right about you- you’re an infuriating cocksucker.
- You’re nothing but a candy-striper with legs as long as Kareem Abdul-Jabar’s pajama bottoms.
- You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.
- How are things, my thrice-cursed little mountebank?
- You know what? You’re just portions for foxes.
i think everything he sends me are quotes bc i only know about a third of them
ros: yo momma so toothsome she has three rows of teeth
alex: yo momma so beloved by dolphins they intentionally wreck her ship to be near her
ros: yo momma so wise the dalai lama asks her for advice
alex: yo momma so good at disguises there is no dalai lama
ros: yo momma so elegant the moebius strip was almost named after her. however, as she is as humble as she is elegant, she suggested another name for it
max: yo momma so tall and thin she moved to california and started a boutique called L.A. Gaunt to meet the needs of people like her
ros: yeah i.. i didnt… i couldnt come up with anything better. L.A. Gaunt. fucking supreme. anytime i tried to think of another momma joke, that would pop into my head and that’s it. i would be done. too funny!
please wth
<me> sartre was wrong, hell is mscdirect
<Ray> Psh. I had to process all of those MSC and J&L pages.
<Ray> ALL OF THEM
<me> do your eyes look like sam neill’s at the end of event horizon
<Jason> first world problems
<Jason> here is your violin
<Ray> I get a violin out of this?
<Ray> I suppose that’s ok.
<me> hotspotting is definitely harder than living in somalia
<schvindt> nop it aint
<me> …
<Calvin> wait what, did you just compare hotspotting to living in somalia
<me> wow okay now the tally of people who thought i was serious is up to 2
<Javier> probably depends on the promo…
<Sandy> i think you were serious AND in the right
<me> lol
#ironic?
me: this panhandling guy i just walked past was saying “i need a verb, i need an action word”
shaun: you should have said panhandle
me: hahahaha oh my god that’s so cruel
shaun: no its not its meta
me: this hispanic woman just walked onto the train in a flurry of tumbling locks, clicking heels, and perfume. this older black guy leaned forward to check her out. she turned to sit down and was a dude. the man continues to leer intermittently, but idk if it’s bc of “sexy lady” “fagmo” or “sexy tranny”
shaun: is she hot
me: face is pretty typical of a mostly-indigenous mexican male, so no? she’s sitting now so i can’t see her body but when she got on the train i totally thought she was a superhot lady
me: hahahahahaha oh man this brett-from-fotc lookin dude in mountainy clothes just got on and she made the most tremendous eyes at him
shaun: does that mean she has a beefy landscaper/painter’s moustache
me: hahahahahahahaha
shaun: loll
me: i hope she sounds like ren
shaun: hahahahah
