“I just got back from Niko’s with my ‘usual’ - italian beef with jus and hot peppers, one dog with everything, cheese fries and a cherry coke. I will slowly devour this over the next few hours like a skinny brown python. Anyway my hands are about to get greasy so I’m gonna stop texting. Just give me a call later if you wanna hang out. Skinny brown python also describes how this food will exit me”
ravingtangent: stripitdown: princess-necrophilia: bonewagon: weebstories:
1. Google “My OC, (your name )”.
2. Read about your escapades as Mary Sues and your romances with anime characters.
3. Cry yourself to sleep.Haha okay Arden is such a rare name…
I actually really like mine
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/318/2/a/russ_in_the_snow_by_brassmosquito-d32u70t.jpgloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/089/3/3/shaun_oc_by_cyclone227-d3ctzr6.png
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/300/2/5/my_oc_christina_by_doodlegirl863-d31mrbu.jpg intentional cameltoe and a possible intestinal parasite exiting the navel
- Your mother was right about you- you’re an infuriating cocksucker.
- You’re nothing but a candy-striper with legs as long as Kareem Abdul-Jabar’s pajama bottoms.
- You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.
- How are things, my thrice-cursed little mountebank?
- You know what? You’re just portions for foxes.
i think everything he sends me are quotes bc i only know about a third of them
ros: yo momma so toothsome she has three rows of teeth
alex: yo momma so beloved by dolphins they intentionally wreck her ship to be near her
ros: yo momma so wise the dalai lama asks her for advice
alex: yo momma so good at disguises there is no dalai lama
ros: yo momma so elegant the moebius strip was almost named after her. however, as she is as humble as she is elegant, she suggested another name for it
max: yo momma so tall and thin she moved to california and started a boutique called L.A. Gaunt to meet the needs of people like her
ros: yeah i.. i didnt… i couldnt come up with anything better. L.A. Gaunt. fucking supreme. anytime i tried to think of another momma joke, that would pop into my head and that’s it. i would be done. too funny!
please wth
<me> sartre was wrong, hell is mscdirect
<Ray> Psh. I had to process all of those MSC and J&L pages.
<Ray> ALL OF THEM
<me> do your eyes look like sam neill’s at the end of event horizon
<Jason> first world problems
<Jason> here is your violin
<Ray> I get a violin out of this?
<Ray> I suppose that’s ok.
<me> hotspotting is definitely harder than living in somalia
<schvindt> nop it aint
<me> …
<Calvin> wait what, did you just compare hotspotting to living in somalia
<me> wow okay now the tally of people who thought i was serious is up to 2
<Javier> probably depends on the promo…
<Sandy> i think you were serious AND in the right
<me> lol
#ironic?
