me: this hispanic woman just walked onto the train in a flurry of tumbling locks, clicking heels, and perfume. this older black guy leaned forward to check her out. she turned to sit down and was a dude. the man continues to leer intermittently, but idk if it’s bc of “sexy lady” “fagmo” or “sexy tranny”
shaun: is she hot
me: face is pretty typical of a mostly-indigenous mexican male, so no? she’s sitting now so i can’t see her body but when she got on the train i totally thought she was a superhot lady
me: hahahahahaha oh man this brett-from-fotc lookin dude in mountainy clothes just got on and she made the most tremendous eyes at him
shaun: does that mean she has a beefy landscaper/painter’s moustache
me: hahahahahahahaha
shaun: loll
me: i hope she sounds like ren
shaun: hahahahah