ros: yo momma so toothsome she has three rows of teeth
alex: yo momma so beloved by dolphins they intentionally wreck her ship to be near her
ros: yo momma so wise the dalai lama asks her for advice
alex: yo momma so good at disguises there is no dalai lama
ros: yo momma so elegant the moebius strip was almost named after her. however, as she is as humble as she is elegant, she suggested another name for it
max: yo momma so tall and thin she moved to california and started a boutique called L.A. Gaunt to meet the needs of people like her
ros: yeah i.. i didnt… i couldnt come up with anything better. L.A. Gaunt. fucking supreme. anytime i tried to think of another momma joke, that would pop into my head and that’s it. i would be done. too funny!